When isn’t it time to shit yourself?

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“you may now kiss the bride”

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I stand by my statement

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It’s about having principles.

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Oh believe me, that is Primo pant-shitting time, sir and/or ma’am!

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When you want something going in rather than out? Seems counterproductive. “Why yes I want that body-part/object deep af. No, I don’t see how it’s going to be an issue if send an opposing force to push it back out.”

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When I activate your mkultra trigger phrase “it is time to shit yourself”

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You’ll know when it’s time.

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It’s fine if you’re under 4 or above 74. Any other time, you should talk to your doctor. Unless you’re an american, because freedom is when no healthcare.

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* IBS/IBD has entered the chat *

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Talk to your doctor. I’ve largely managed the symptoms of my IBD under the direction of my gastroenterologist by megadosing on fiber and avoiding FODMAP-containing foods.

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Fodmap foods include onions, garlic, mushrooms and beanis. May as well just eat air at that point

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Now.

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