RIP ISS, you gonna get eaten by ghosts of space whales
https://fxtwitter.com/SpaceBasedFox/status/1830180273130242223
I’m sure astronauts are trained in scary shit resistance like they have to listen creepy sounds and read cosmic horror stories so they don’t go insane beholding the absurdity of the endless void
Little known fact: If you stay in space long enough the star children recognize your heartbeat and come by to [redacted] your [redacted]
Aren’t there noises like this in Event Horizon?
Does anyone know where Sam Neil is?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Assembly_(TV_series)
Participating in this and probably being very cool
Imagine having to sleep near that
“Yup, no worries Butch, it’s behaving exactly as intended.”
“Wait, really? This is some seriously freaky shit!”
“Well of course it is! you didn’t think the signal to call Yog-Sothoth to your fiery blood sacrifice was going to sound pleasant, did you?”
“Our WHAT?!”
“Oh yeah, that was always the plan. Send you guys up, lure him out, then use his transcendence of space-time to actually move crews and cargo. I mean, you rode the thing, you can’t possibly still think we were planning to use them at scale!”
