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The NCD crossover I didn’t know I needed

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Chapter One

Pippin commits a preemptive strike against a low grade threat. Thus becoming war criminal; the international community turns against The Shire as the dangerous loose cannons they have shown themselves to be.

The fact they are nuclear armed leads to years of protracted negotiations; extremely harsh sanctions and the economic ruin of The Shire.

The remains of Mordor; rise up and become far more important on the international stage. As the injured party they telegraph this into a much louder voice than they should command. They oppose the Elves but have similar goals, the control and subjugation of the humans.

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That’s very antisemitic.

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Well what about the second peacekeeper? I think he doesn’t know about the second peacekeeper.

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What about Trident? Minuteman?? Little Boy!?

[Aragorn-launched Davy Crockett hits Pippin in the face]

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But what about the poor orcs and their women and children who don’t want to fight for Sauron but are forced to do so?

/s

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Silly raptor, everyone knows there aren’t women in Lord of the rings.

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It’s more like “Pippin accidentally nukes Rivendell.”

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But somehow it turns out okay, like there was a huge invading army conquering it anyway and the elves have already evacuated.

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