The NCD crossover I didn’t know I needed
Chapter One
Pippin commits a preemptive strike against a low grade threat. Thus becoming war criminal; the international community turns against The Shire as the dangerous loose cannons they have shown themselves to be.
The fact they are nuclear armed leads to years of protracted negotiations; extremely harsh sanctions and the economic ruin of The Shire.
The remains of Mordor; rise up and become far more important on the international stage. As the injured party they telegraph this into a much louder voice than they should command. They oppose the Elves but have similar goals, the control and subjugation of the humans.
Well what about the second peacekeeper? I think he doesn’t know about the second peacekeeper.
But what about the poor orcs and their women and children who don’t want to fight for Sauron but are forced to do so?
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It’s more like “Pippin accidentally nukes Rivendell.”