Girl from Walgreens: Phone number, please?
Sovcit: Hell no, I know my rights!
Jake from State Farm: What exactly are we insuring here?
Sovcit: You get your greasy corporate fingers out of my personal business!
Facebook: Literally all of your personal information, please?
Sovcit: Ok.
But I put the magic words in my profile that makes it ILLEGAL to use my personal data in any way! I know my rights and the law! I saw it in a YouTube video, and have an IQ of 150 (and have the certificate to PROVE IT!)
I rarely say this because there really are so many insane people on Facebook, the the “THAT’S WHAT THEY SAID AT NUREMBERG!” and the “Alex Jones was right!” parts make me think this is someone trolling.
The first part would have tipped me off if I didn’t have multiple customers compare me to Nazi concentration camp workers at my last job.
I was trying to help them get their assigned device to them, so they could do their job… Lots of them didn’t like that their ticketing system went digital.
I’m going to drop some 'shrooms and reread this because it might send me to some memorable Wonderlands.
Totally sounds normal. Wtf.
God bless me, indeed. I can’t believe I read the whole thing.
