what ghoul failed at their job so badly that I can still sit idly at a traffic light for 40 seconds without watching an ad about forgettable-mayo-movie-3984438974239029 or detergent?

62 points

Step away from the lathe

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Why do we even keep that thing around? We must return to the mountain where it was forged and cast it in to the fire!

Uhm…

Where was the lathe forged? Mt. Kilauea? I can’t think of many volcanoes.

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23 points
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Liberal Mountain, Idaho

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I’d like to think its the least accessible volcano in Kamchatka (which is famous for its many volcanos and its remoteness).

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Kamchatla is pretty cool but it’s one of the places in the world where at dusk there are so many mosquitoes it dims the sun so i never want to go there.

If i had one wish, it’s be that mosquitos just don’t.

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12 points

We tried that already

it keeps coming back

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11 points

Mt Disappointment, Vic, Australia.

Unfortunately someone lathed the lathe to be indestructible.

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Mt. Doom.

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31 points

I’ll end you if this becomes reality.

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this is why I lie about everything on the internet

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24 points

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23 points

You mean billboards? Those have been around for ages. I’ve seen digital ones that change themselves regularly.

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we don’t have billboards in the suburbs, also they’re not attached to the traffic lights. it’s an outrage because why am I sitting for half or sometimes a whole minute with nothing commercial assaulting my eyeballs

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If they were attached to the lights, nazis would run stuff on them. Governments can’t censor. Private companies can.

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gee what a useful distinction, it’s a lucky thing the class interests that dominate bourgeois governments don’t also dominate their private companies!

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Of course governments can censor.

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22 points

GET OFF THE FUCKING LATHE

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