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Y̵̢̡̧̡̳̦͍̲͔͚̳̩͔̔̊̌̔̂́̐͟e̵̡̖̰͚̪͓̭̮͈̳̳̓̈́͆̄̀̆͂̕ṥ̷̺͔͓͇̆̿̀͒̄̇͛̋,̴͓͉̙͈͌̌̅̑̄̎͝͝ ̵̝͔̣̗̼͒̉̿͂͜a̸̢̡̲̼̜͍̭̙͉̠̜̝̰̗͒̈͐ͅ ̵̡̱̻̞͇̠̦͓͖̖̗̱̣̺͈͑̑̈́͂̚͟͠͝p̶̧̨̧̬̘̪̦̠͙̼̄̊̄̃͌̋͟͜͡r̸̦̤͉̥̯̝͍̬̫̠̄̀̿ͅô̸̧͙̜̘͚̜̱̦̿͗̍̊͒̍̍ṕ̷͎̮͇̝͎̈́̋͒̌̓̔̔̂͊̅̌͂̾̈́̚ë̶̠̪͉̼̬̺̭͇́̋̉̎͌̉͡͡͝ͅȓ̸̻̻͂̎́ ̶̨̫̺͖̯̫̐̂̋̆̈́̆͆̽̆͗͟͟͟͝͝͠d̷̢̗̙͙͕̲̺̫̺͇̤̾͌̈́͜͠͝ă̸̼̣̞̮̖̩̘̙̳̗̟͔̰͕͛́ͅṡ̵̨̢̢͚̖͕̭͖̹̥̱͖̮̘̗͈̽͂̐͌̈̅̓̈́̕ĥ̷̡̠͓̹̲̱̣͎̤̖̺̣͚̘͓̐̄̍̐͐͗̈́͋͆̓̆̕͜͝b̵̢͉̗̖͙̖̞̉͌̉̄͊͘ó̶͙̳̫̻̓̈͂̌͆̃̕͟ä̶̡̢̜̟͚͇̝͕̻̻̭́̃͝͝ṟ̵̥̝͍̐̈́̐̉͊̽̾̍̕̕͠d̸̲̫̊̓̽̐̽.̵̨̛̭͔̯͔̖̥̟͓̩̰͖̋͑̓͂͆͆̈́͌͜͝ ̴͓̟͋͜

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👌🏻

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21 points

Your numbers are off the charts

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Oh man, you made me really laugh out loud. Thanks for that! 🤣🤣

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Is this saying network traffic was negative?

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As well as apparently multiple hundreds of …negatively…? executed CREATE, ALTER or DROP commands … averaging out to 0 per second.

… resulting in a spike of negative, I dunno, 30mb/s of reads.

Mhm yep.

My initial guess is that failed/malformed attempts to … do something … are being registered as negative instead of being actually displayed as failed.

But that seems to make too much sense.

Second guess: Lightning strike.

Third guess: Arcane, hitherto unseen bug or series of bugs utterly and totally unique to this exact set up which has somehow never occurred or been noticed before.

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Probably a traffic_bytes_counter got reset. You can see a lot of graphs went negative at the same time, so something probably restarted.

Metrics software like Prometheus will handle counter resets correctly for graphs like this.

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I thought your LCD monitor shattered.

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Front-end

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