I’ve always understood this site to be anti-gamer but for some reason I’ve always chosen to blind myself to the fact that many of you are just selfdepricating gamers.
You’re not really invested in the cause.
I feel like I’m in an Alcoholics support group and I’m the only one not drinking while you guys just hate on yourselves.
I feel like a clown, feeling supported by TRAITORS.
I stand alone with a double barrel shotgun surrounded by people double handing gamecube controllers what the FUCK
And the Buddha said,
"Who would enlighten the gamers,
If I were not here among them?"
One man surrounded by a locust of treat children can only hope to be engulfed by their drool, annexed into a body that is rectally attached to a nintendo console, yearning for the latest form of abuse that will placate the entity’s masochistic desires
Man walks into therapy office
Tells doctor he’s depressed, has to spend time at the office with people who make his life hell
Doctor leans back, says “You should relax, play a calm game of Mario Kart”
Man starts weeping and says, “But doctor, it’s a me, Mario!”
Drum roll, hold for laughs, fade to black
I want to share this with someone, but I’m not sure I know anyone who understands the context
It’s like posting loss in the group chat
Yeah but have you seen this dope as fuck tankie gamer mouse?
Counter argument, what better thing is there to do than play Mario Kart while hitting the Mario Cart?
Okay but hear me out
Runs away
