https://xcancel.com/marcelvanhattem/status/1829729347873227190

does this dork know how funny he is? 🤣

My dignity is worth much more than that

no, you’re posting on twitter

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Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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48 points

You use the VPN to access Shitter. I use the VPN to steal movies from Paramount. We are not the same.

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I was gonna say dont post anything you wouldn’t want read back in court but actually i think thatd be funny

the prosecution having to explain your joke to some 70 zombie but roux was not joking, your honour

😱

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18 points

“Mr. Roux, do you have anything to add before you are sentenced?”

“Yes, piracy is praxis, your honour. Oh, also

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44 points

I hope someone reports him so he gets send to the lulag

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12 points

God I love hexbear for it’s truly unhinged memes

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8 points

That’s a Slammer™ classic

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41 points

I will pay untold amounts to

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InB4 twitter superBLUpremium, R$50000 a post, your lord and master is guaranteed to “like” it (shares cost extra, unless youre promoting a Holocaust denier)

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41 points

Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Tweeting $10,000

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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16 points

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Drop the utility and Data bills, Food can be halved. Hope I helped!

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Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

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