Why is this an Onion article? It is completely factual.
Proof:
“No one has been through what I’ve been through and I’ve been through a lot, trust me, more than you know,” said Trump, speaking with a heavy slur and sweating profusely. “They said I couldn’t be treated any worse, but I have, the worst ever, some say. These girls saying ‘ew’, they say ‘ew’ these days. Girls in my day, they didn’t say ‘ew’, they would say, ‘why do they call this plane the Lolita Express?’ And we’d say, ‘don’t worry about it, sweetheart.’ Never ‘ew’.’
Stock photos were so much better than AI crap for cheap header pictures
Idk, is probably good that a real teenage girl isn’t the face of random shit.
What makes you say this image is AI generated? It just looks like a stock photo to me.
Those hands aren’t possible, or at least I hope not.
This is the most obvious part, but also under the same girl’s legs there’s some phantom leg.
Then this dented head and odd hair and malformed ear.
The whole shot is just a very oddly framed mess of limbs and I bet the Trump overlay is hiding more gore.
The hand is just someone holding onto their wrist with a phone being held onto with their thumb. The “phantom leg” looks like it belongs to the girl behind them. The hair is just a sloppy hair cut. To me the fact that this picture looks imperfect and natural is why it doesn’t feel like AI. Most AI images make everything smooth and ethereal and almost never chooses to have people facing away from the viewer.
I’m curious how she walks with those legs
Also, with Project 2025, Trump and his gross weirdos want to ban abortion, defund Planned Parenthood, and remove social security safety nets for our most vulnerable citizens. It is a flagrant abuse of power, an insult to the constitution, and it just made me think ‘how totally fucking gross, ew.’”
lmao
“Like, he said it with his weird, little butthole mouth and he was all clammy and gross."
(emphasis mine)
🤣🤣
