46 points

My disaster recovery plan:

  1. I plan on not having a disaster.

  2. If I do have a disaster, I plan on trying to recover from it.

permalink
report
reply
42 points

We definitely have a DR plan at work that includes steps that must be performed at least one hour prior to the disaster occurring. Its quite a joke.

permalink
report
reply
15 points

All disasters must be scheduled ahead of time and receive approval in the disaster pre-approval process. Failure to do so prior to disaster means this is an unauthorized disaster, and the disaster recovery committee is not responsible for ad hoc incidents caused by improper planning

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

May i ask what these steps entail? And are there any horoscopes involved?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

So, do they have these tasks performed every hour and redundant elsewhere or was this just bad planning a la “write the directions to make a PB&J” homework assignment?

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

But do you have a Disaster Plan Plan?

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

You’ve been testing it regularly, right?

permalink
report
reply
17 points

At least once every twenty years

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Make it every twenty-one years this Thursday

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Right on schedule

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Gonna take it out to drink?

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Is that book 1024 pages of Panic is progressively larger fonts?

permalink
report
reply
11 points
*

Current disaster recovery plan:

Step 1: cry

permalink
report
reply

Programmer Humor

!programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Create post

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

Community stats

  • 3.6K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.5K

    Posts

  • 35K

    Comments