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Pick a side Javascript(lemmy.world)

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terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Hol’ up

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Throwaway@lemm.ee
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Simple. Malformed data from.a bad actor. Always sanity check your shit.

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stevehobbes@lemmy.world
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Jennifer is a lesbian. Her wife, now husband, who she’s proudly supportive of, is FtM, with 3 previous children that Jennifer adopted. Jennifer has never had penetrative sex with a man.

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LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
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… checks out.

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iAmTheTot@kbin.social
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Found the senior dev

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ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 ✔️@lemmy.my.id
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interpreter programming language

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SpicyKetchup@lemmy.world
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This would make her not a lesbian after her husband transitioned.

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morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com
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Depends. Could be. A person transitioning doesn’t necessitate their partner finding their new body attractive.

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asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world
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Any senior developer who says that should instantly get a demotion to intern.

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ImpossibleRubiksCube@programming.dev
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Kerrigor@kbin.social
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Forced to develop on Windows

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HarkMahlberg@kbin.social
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Which part? Saying that it’s simple, or making fun of saying that it’s simple?

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HarkMahlberg@kbin.social
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Haha, ok I didn’t see which community this was posted in.

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Moc@lemmy.world
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There are two kinds of simple

  • Simple to learn to use
  • Simple to understand, and use at a complex level.

JavaScript is the first, but definitely not the second.

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Bappity@lemmy.world
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NaN

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Ddhuud@lemmy.world
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!NaN

(Translation: I agree)

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