cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19705095
Why does the right always make up things that make her sound cooler than she is?
She turned me into a newt!
Sooo… all powerful orange Jesus was defeated by simple witchcraft then? Hahahaha!
I once tried to say “Black don’t crack” about a co-worker of mine, but what came out was “Black Girl Magic” ( no I have no idea why), and the guys at work have been saying it randomly to me and each other since then. Now I’m thinking my brain was trying to explain that the dude’s seeming agelessness was black magic and got confused. I know this was rambly. I’m gonna do a sleep about it.
I wish. That’d be sick
I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the straws they are grasping at, or the fact they still believe in witchcraft.