i felt this meme physically

What do you mean nicotine and a monster for breakfast isn’t healthy?

I know I’ve done a good job with my caffeine detox because I drank some energy drink that was supposed to taste like Sour Patch Kids (my favorite candy) and I feel like Hercules

Cleaned out my partners car in record time, steam blasted my ferrets’ enclosure and then had the time to make a fancy cheese board for my Pathfinder session

I feel like I might die if I stop moving, but then again I’ll just keep moving

Are you suggesting that 2 monster ultra cans a day is BAD for me???

I can drink any alcohol no problem, but I stay the fuck away from caffeine.

If I’m not having a drink, then it’s always water for me.