The_Vegan_Dunk_Tank
Telling all my loved ones that my life is barren and unfulfilled because I have to eat vegetables instead of flesh.
I find it impossible to believe that anyone actually likes meat. What do you like about it, the inedible gristle or the risk of foodborne illness?
They season the shit out of it. Otherwise it’s bland, oily, and unpleasant to eat.
nsfv
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___my dad eats it raw with just salt and pepper so it can be done
There are more varieties of fruits and vegetables on Earth than any one person could ever eat in a lifetime.
But I guess that still counts as deprivation!
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I’m British and I can make tofu taste good, what the fuck is wrong with her
It’s the 21st century and there are still people out there, in major western cities even, with access to all the wonderful foods the world has to offer, there are still people eating literal body parts like it’s the iron age or some apocalyptic fan fiction scenario.
“Hi I’m a major youtubist and I can choose to eat anything in the world. I will eat the snout off a pig’s face every day and be smug about it.”
This is incredibly stupid, even from a non-vegan perspective. God damn Contra really never did care about anything other than herself from the beginning, did she?
How do you even come up with “tofu has no texture”?
It comes in 4+ textures, and each can take on at least 4 new textures depending on how you cook it.