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Do you sense the the desires unconsciously or is it a conscious thing? When someone’s deepest desires are pregnant sonic do you metamorph into pregnant sonic? Is that like a choice think or do you get to decide you don’t want to be preggo sonic for this weirdo?

Feels like this power could be a curse.

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It’s a curse in the Star Trek episode, too lol

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I want to know what happens if they walk into a furry convention.

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tell me how gay I am by transforming into what i most desire

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Here you go:

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thank you this was very informative

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all i really need in life is a global dictatorship of the proletariat

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So you smell like pierogies and coffee or something?

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so what happens when you meet a sex repulsed asexual?

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