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I don’t think I’ve seen a more blatant example of main character syndrome than seeing real estate agents putting themselves into videos showing the house they’re selling.

And I don’t mean talking about the house. They’re in the video sitting on the couch or opening the door to enter with all this dramatic music playing, or staring out from the balcony all reflective and stuff.

Good lord.

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They also wear shitty suits.

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Their tailors hate them too

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Tailors? You mean Tarocash and Peter Jacksons salespeople.

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They know they add no actual value to the house, so they need validate themselves by adding perceived value.

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I’ll have to see if I can find it but I remember seeing one near my place where the person (not sure if agent or owner) was sitting in the bath tub, topless on the bed (facing away). Absolutely bizarre behaviour

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Graffiti ?

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β€œHey look how nice I dress and my expensive haircut and shoes! That’s how you know it’s a good idea to buy a house from me!” - real estate agents, probably

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β€œSee this shiny German car I’m leasing for far more than I afford?..SEE IT?”

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For some reason we don’t see those big signs with pics of the agents anymore. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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Well they have such vacuous personalities they’re perfect self insert protagonists

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13 points

Goodnight all ❀️

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Night Gibbsy 😺

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Probably having my final assessment for my new role today, to see if they’ll set me loose on the general public. Has been three weeks training so far. I am exhausted. I’ve been up since 2.30 tossing and turning stressing about it, picturing scenarios in my head etc. I’ll get other chances if I don’t pass but would be nice to rip the band aid off

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🀞🀞

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May the band aid be not sticky anymore and come off with ease.

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Dab of olive oil helps a band aid come off painlessly.

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Good luck! 🀞🏼

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12 points

Since all the cool kids are flexing their clivias…

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Doxxing capacity maximised… πŸ‘€ beautiful part of Melbourne to be in though that’s for sure.

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Now I’m getting images of a masked bandit digging up my clivias at 3am.

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don’t laugh, garden theft happens all the time around Carlton

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wow , they are so beautiful . Your whole garden is beautiful. 😭

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Thanks :) Honestly the whole thing really took off when I put the watering system in (wasn’t even expensive). I am now a true believer that regular watering on a timer does wonders.

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GP check up and blood test results said plenty of sunshine, a nice fat piece of steak, and steroid cream

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I do bloods every 6 months, and the August one always show I’m low in Vitamin D…which is probably 90% of Melbourne I assume

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my ferritin is 20 and my vitamin D is 28 πŸ§›πŸ»

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