9 points
0 points
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8 points
She’s sad because the coke went flat.
3 points
4 points
Replace it with whiskey and it’s pretty real for a lot of people.
-1 points
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If you wake up like this, you’re doing something way wrong. Also, anyone that’s waking up and facing a 2L of bottle soda isn’t going to look even remotely slender like this…
-2 points
-2 points
Oooh…that’s so much healthier. Really got me on that one. It’s not like it’s linked to weight gain as it makes you more addicted to sugar, nor does it fuck with your gut health. Nope. No sirie. Sounds healthy AF. You sir, have got things figured out.
-6 points
I’m here to provide some life advice for your kind.
Advice: You’re an idiot. It’s better say nothing than remove all doubt.
I have no doubts about you.