This article makes for an interesting read. Here follow two early paragraphs for context:

Oracle controls the JavaScript trademark because in 2009 it acquired Sun Microsystems, which applied to trademark the name with the US Patent and Trademark Office back in 1995. The trademark was granted in 2000.

While the database giant does not use the name for any commercial products, its ownership of the trademark has led JavaScript-oriented organizations such as events biz JSConf to adopt branding that avoids the term. As the signatories to the letter observe, the world’s most popular programming language therefore can’t have a conference that mentions what it’s about.

Toward the end, the article mentions an initiative to legally pursue Oracle for trademark abandonment.

114 points

Just call it Ecmascript and be done with it. The name JavaScript was misleading from the beginning. Well, Ecma sounds like a skin disease but who cares.

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31 points

Writing it also feels as nice as a skin disease so it’s fitting well.

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20 points

Ecmascript is classic, but WebScript might be better going forward.

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22 points

SmegmaScript is just too close

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11 points
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SmegHeadScript

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10 points

“I need some more [input] sanitizer for my eczema script, the console is red and inflamed whenever I check it.”

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This is the solution.

All names have problems but this one has the least.

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I feel like the modern name for it would be just “Script”.

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10 points

That’s way too broad. Scripting is a pretty broad concept.

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but then we have a massive problem that affects millions of people if we call it EcmaScript. POJO becomes POEO, which violates English. Anyone speaking or writing English is negatively affected by the change from POJO to POEO. We should definitely pay Oracle billions of dollars to avoid confusing people about whether it’s POI-oh or POYO… keep it POJO.

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75 points

Oracle can suck it

Piece of shit company

Piece of shit owner

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28 points

I could believe that a man could build a suit using arc energy technology. And I could believe that man could use that energy to kill aliens from outer space.

But I could not believe that same man would ever use Oracle Cloud for his compute.

Literally made Iron Man unwatchable.

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11 points

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

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14 points

I’m still not over the utter destruction of Sun by fucking Oracle.

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Cool! Oracle, a company famous for making good-will decisions, and open to being “urged” into doing the right thing. 🙄

I suppose the open letter is a nice gesture, and I hope that the petition to cancel the trademark succeeds.

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54 points

The only thing worse than Oracle are Oracle sales people.

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40 points

oracles lawyers are pretty bad too

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Oracle CEOs are pretty bad too

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Oracle Sales Lawyers are the worst

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I put the lawyers under Oracle since they are the physical manifestation of the corporation. Think of Oracle as “crack” and Oracle Sales as “crack dealers”. Each horrible in their own special way.

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