59 points

My prediction for the next one is that he’s gonna be a deficit hawk. I mean like an old school one, not like a bitcoiner or anything. He’s upset because of how high government spending got under Trump, but he likes Biden because he cut Covid spending and because of how the Fed has been managing interest rates. Posted about selling Taiwan to China to eliminate debt but it’s unclear if he’s for or against the idea.

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It’s unclear if he’s for or against the idea.

That sounds exactly right.

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31 points

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53 points

The shinzo abe assassin walked so the failed trump assassins could flail about

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44 points

The would be American single issue political assassin would be for something much dumber than a cult.

Some guy is going to assassinate Bill Clinton because they want the legal drinking age to be lowered to 18

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13 points

That person deserves a preemptive pardon.

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49 points

This is not my beautiful gun! This is not my beautiful knoll!

You may find yourself asking, How did I get here?

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41 points

Getting into a gun battle with federal law enforcement over what day is garbage day.

Launching an insurgency over mayonnaise vs Miracle Whip.

Hijacking a plane over whether a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Soda vs Pop balkanization

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16 points
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how many holes in a straw dogfight

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8 points

“There’s no atheists in a straw hole” -my grizzled Sergeant-Chaplain

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19 points

the centrists are the terrorists.

the rest of us just want 2 different countries.

#Amerexit

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