“dawg” just seems a bit too corny to me tbh
dawg TUAH bark on that thang
We solved this 30+ years ago. It’s dawg.
Dowg is the only acceptable answer
Dawg cause I don’t want someone thinking I’m calling them a dog
“Can ah pet that dawg? Can ah pet that DAWG?? Can ah pet that DAAWWG!!! CAN AH PET THAT DAAaAWwWG???”