every time somebody starts talking about power plants i go back to the seeds of my liberal poisoning ----- sim city 2000
anyways, i choose the microwave plant so i can do really sick tricks on my deck in that massive dish
Oil, but it’s okay because I purchase a tree for every carbon ton emittted or something
Coal, because I’m bad at simcity and can never upgrade my power supply properly and just keep building them until the city dies because of massive pollution.
Wind. I like my power plants like I like my men: clean, petite, and it takes dozens to get the job done
is for Gas.
Solar because it takes up so much space that I can stop worrying about this liberal zoning nonsense or “make a police station to reduce crime” bullshit and focus on just being one huge solar farm.