83 points

Just when I thought I’d heard every possible take, Gunther comes out of fucking nowhere with the “Palestine is real and should be part of NATO”

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An asteroid could be hurtling towards earth and his first instinct will be calling for it to become a member of nato, and getting it incorporated into the Schengen area.

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Freedom of movement for all bolides.

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Or balkanize it.

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59 points

I LOVE GUNTHER! COMPLETELY INCOHERENT PLANS THAT WOULD JUST RESULT IN WANTON DESTRUCTION ARE AWESOME!

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45 points

His mind is a piece of art.

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42 points

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14 points
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is this one of Gunther’s maps?

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29 points

Complete tangent but, in highschool during a literature class, one of my classmates was reading a passage from the textbook outloud and pronounced “wanton carnality” as “wonton carnality” and the teacher laughed for like 5 straight minutes.

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20 points

wonton carnality

Would

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Balkanize everything and bring it into NATO and the Eurozone

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Gunther’s ideology is the of politics.

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36 points

That NATO/Palestine pin is absolutely fucking cursed

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Average American socdem

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