I think astrology is really fucking stupid and it annoys the fuck out of me when people won’t shut the fuck up about it, especially when they KNOW you don’t believe in it. The whole relationship I’ve wanted to say that but I bit my fucking tongue, but I’m single now (and high) so fuck you.

There I fucking said it. No I don’t want to debate about it, I’m venting, let me have this tonight.

79 points

I remember a girl I like getting told by her best friend that she shouldn’t date me because was a Sagittarius and I was a Cancer

Jokes on her, in the Chinese Zodiac, I’m a Metal Dragon, which means I possess the qualities of an Emperor

Point being, I’m high as shit too

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Metal dragon gang

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11 points

In the Chinese Zodiac I got wood tiger I’m literally imperialism

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I personally think astrology is destructive to the people who take part in it. I see a lot of arguments along the lines of, “people have fun with it and it gives them comfort” etc. and if that’s all it was, that would be fine, but anyone who’s met someone really into astrology can see that it primes people to apply a totally illogical and incoherent framework to problems in their lives. The problem with that is that you’re never going to grow and learn as a person if you continually grab for this totally illogical tool in your emotional toolbelt every time one of life’s challenges arises. You’ll never reflect on the emotional genesis of a lot of your feelings or responses to the world if you just think, “I did that because I’m a Leo” or whatever. You’ll never get to, “I realize now that I responded to x situation negatively because y factor happens to be a trigger for me and I need to be conscious of that in the future” if you never get past “I responded to x situation negatively because mercury is in retrograde.” Overall I think it’s a toxic trend in our society that prevents people from being able to grow in a healthy way.

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Any superstitious belief does that. Religion is a cancer.

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This is said very well. I tried to get this across in another comment but I rambled on, you did it much more eloquently.

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Uranus is in retrograde

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Yeah that would explain a lot

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38 points

asstrology

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This is so Gemini of you. And let me guess, you were dating a Virgo

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I don’t even remember what fucking sign they were. I think the bull one, I don’t fucking know.

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53 points

They’re all bull

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31 points

Gottem

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think the bull one

That’s taurine. You can find it in a lot of energy drinks.

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23 points

It gives you wings, which I believe increases your damage and healing done and allows you to use Hammer of Wrath irrespective of the enemy’s HP%

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Bs. Virgos don’t believe in that shit. No seriously, the stereotype is that Virgos are fuddy duddies.

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Virgo here and I think it’s all very amusing. My partners are big believers and I just vibe wit it

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12 points

it’s actually cancers who don’t believe in astrology. wanna guess why?

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I’ll bite. I just know the stereotype of Cancers being overly forgiving. It must be why I keep getting with them…

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Bruh, those downtimes where I worked as a barista and we were getting like 1 customer an hour, it’s all my coworkers would talk about as we swept the damn floor. Fucking horoscopes and shit. So cringe.

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Trapped at work listening to astrology-babble? Sounds like Hell is real

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Trapped at work listening to astrology-babble? Sounds like Hell is real

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