Adding pineapple to pizza is like using A1 on steak. Just because people like it, doesn’t mean it’s right.
get a life. You’re Getting worked up over what other people are putting into their bodies, not yours. So chill and get a life.
Damn, you guys are overly sensitive about your pineapples and A1. What I did is what’s called a “Joke”. I couldn’t care less what you eat.
You joke about being annoyed? What’s so funny about it? Seems more that you’re just annoying. Maybe you should learn these things called ‘jokes’ and this thing called ‘sense of humour’ so as to know how to be funny.
Why do people dislike pineapple on pizza?
It is pretty good, especially if you add a nice hot sauce to it.
This place in town used to make a pizza called “the umami”.
It had pineapple, candied jalapeños, bacon, parmigiana, pesto swirls, and a little mozzarella on an olive oil base.
It was sooooo delicious
If you like pineapple, I’m sure its great. If you don’t like pineapple, its gonna ruin the whole fucking dish. You cant just scrape it off. The flavor permeates. Like olives. shudder
I put the meme’s caption into an image creator just for the heck of it.
The more they complain the more I add cream to the carbonara.
Doofus. I make carbonaaaaaaaara the authentic Italian way. Pretty much.
I don’t use guancale because I can never find it in the store, so I mix it up with Oscar Mayer hotdogs, pepperoni, and some crispy bacon. I don’t use eggs because who’s got time for that shit, so I mostly use mayonnaise. Bucatini and other fancy pastas are for losers so I sub in some tater tots instead of the pasta. And Pecorino Romano is expensive so I generally use Easy Cheese spray and crushed up Cheetos. I don’t add cream, but I do add ketchup which does much the same job. And peas because they give that pop of color and flavor. And obviously some hot sauce because otherwise it’s a bit bland. And some pineapple for that Hawaaaiiain/Italian fusion vibe.
But basically it’s an authentic carbonaaaaaaaara just like you get in Rome. Oh, I like to hit it with a good old splash of A.1. Sauce because why wouldn’t you? I love A.1. Sauce.
That does not look like the style of clothing worn back then so I will call it faked, but the jist of it is still hilarious.
