71 points

Weird location, but after a while on this community, I’m almost surprised to see a picture of a hot tub that isn’t surrounded by carpet.

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I was apartment hunting this year, and one apartment I visited had a Jacuzzi as one of its selling points. It turns out it was just a Jacuzzi-branded bathtub. In the corner of the bedroom. Surrounded by carpet.

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11 points

Omg. Tell me you have a photo!

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I didn’t think to take pictures, and the posting is long gone. I assume someone was desperate enough for an apartment that they were willing to pay for that crummy place.

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14 points

Wait that’s a hot tub? Holy cow, did the designers of this house never stand within 5 feet of a hot tub before? The air around a hot tub is always very humid and smells like chemicals. Plus there’s always some noise even when the jets are off. Who on earth would want to put that in the middle of their main living area?!

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15 points

I think this one is meant to be just a large bathtub, so no smell of chemicals/noise and potentially just for one person or two depending on size, plus you can have a bath while waiting for your roast

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15 points

You can use the bath water to boil your potatoes when you’re done!

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5 points

Very true!

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3 points

Or fake grass.

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41 points

I grudgingly admire the way the 3D wraparound tile was done. I mean it’s horrible, but it’s perhaps the best possible way to accomplish this particular version of horrible.

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16 points

including the electrical outlet in the splash zone

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2 points

If it’s on an RCD protected circuit, it’s fine.

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25 points

Reminds me of flats I would design in the Sims when I was a kid

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24 points

Swinger’s. Enough said

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6 points

I assumed porn house.

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3 points

Not while I’m cooking

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6 points

Your orgies sound boring

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2 points

Says someone who clearly hasn’t accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.

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4 points

In front of my salad?!

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1 point

Yeh my first thought too.

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21 points

That’s not a jacuzzi. That’s just a very large sous vide machine.

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3 points

This Guga fella is out of control

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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