23 points
The 5th cheese is always ricotta. Like, no shade to ricotta, but if I wanted fancy cottage cheese, I would be eating lasagna. Not to mention that it is the number two stomach killer of cheeses, right behind the cheese your dad insists he just bought, but it has a promo on it for a signed ball by Stockton and Malone. That cheese is so old and moldy it has basically become a more expensive cheese.
3 points
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16 points
Nobody wants a five cheese pizza. That is when they break out the weird cheeses.
13 points
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2 points
9 points
There aren’t even any tomatoes on it. He really did lose the wrong son.
5 points
5 points
2 points
When your son brings you a pizza but there’s no tomato sauce.
6 points
Five pizzas?
