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Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)

  • Torvalds, Linus
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Free penetration testing 📈

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Finally! A free storage solution!

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Our backups are in the cloud boss!

Which cloud?

All of them

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“Our recovery strategy is to just buy back the data from the hackers, it’s cheaper than making backups in the first place!” -This guy, probably

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Step 1) Have terrible security. Step 2) Purposefully piss off hackers. Step 3) ??? Step 4) Profit.

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It’s called replica :)

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