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I take it you’ve never had to file a car insurance claim after a hailstorm or forgotten to winterize a cabin.

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Your steel car roof isn’t a fuckin Steelix. The steel MFers are 30 inches of pure steel

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The pointy bits ain’t, going to round those sharp edges right over and dull them right down. Sure, maybe it won’t kill then outright but I can’t imagine your flesh bent out of shape feels good, maybe even bad enough to make ya faint!

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5 points

Maybe they are suffering hearing damage from all the ice bullets.

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What if the hail is like, really strong, though?

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2 points

Then Ice types should take damage

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1 point

This dude gets it

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0 points

Grow up

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