20 points

You absolute textbook.

Yeah, you.

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How dare you say that? you absolute toothpaste

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I think his name is based on “Harvey Dent”, and not “dentistry” you absolute dolphin

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5 points

Thank… You…?

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40 points

You absolute winner

You absolute king

You absolute beast

Im bad at this

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15 points

No you’re not you absolute gummy bear

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11 points

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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10 points

You absolute sith.

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3 points

Explain this then.

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10 points

You absolute value

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Get out of here, you absolute integer.

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9 points

What a non-negative thing to say.

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4 points

It’s only natural to say it

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