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hglman@lemm.ee
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No one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.

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magic_lobster_party@kbin.social
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superkret@feddit.de
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ah, yes
nods knowingly

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LeateWonceslace@reddthat.com
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Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I’ve been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.

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leviosa@programming.dev
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brainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it’s much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.

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snor10@lemm.ee
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It’s exclusive for a reason.

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thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com
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Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?

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nyan@lemmy.cafe
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'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can’t even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you’re going to learn brainfuck.

“Worse than COBOL.” This is a terrifying concept. 😱

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SaintWacko@midwest.social
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Do they really need to? It’s sort of a cry for help on its own 😛

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Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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My guess woild be… only chatgpt can do it.

And honestly, thats good enough

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MarkusMagMagenbrot@feddit.de
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I did not notice which community this post is from for way too long.

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Synctrex@feddit.de
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How to kill child with fork?

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Big Miku@lemm.ee
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I honestly forgot where this meme was posted and thought it was a really weird shitpost.

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