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I caught my kid chewing on a power cord last night.

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I had to ground him.

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Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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Any update? Is he conducting himself properly?

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mrbubblesort@kbin.social
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And he didn’t put up any resistance to that?

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Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social
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Ohm my god! Watt was his reaction? And did his trans sister learn the lesson, too?

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1984@lemmy.today
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Transsister… So bad :)

You got like 3 of those electricity words in there, nice work.

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Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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Sounds like a charged situation. Grounded For Chewing It.

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snake_case@feddit.uk
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That must have been a bit of a shock

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