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Make sure you are including basic, qbasic ,quick basic, ti-basic, visual basic, and visual basic for applications. You gotta pump those numbers up

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Now that you mention it, I might have used as many different basics as all other languages combined.

In addition to those you listed, I’ve used VIC basic, Apple Basic, Pick Basic, Z-Basic (that one was nice, with a cross platform compiler and device independent graphics) and I bet there are a couple I’ve forgotten about.

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I put Haskell as last language on my CV, despite it being the language I’m most comfortable with and genuinely like, just because I don’t want to be “that” guy

EDIT: I’ll never put TI-84+ calculator ASM on my CV, but damn, I’m proud I knew it in secondary school

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I did my bachelor thesis in Haskell. Never used it again. Hopefully never will. Still on my CV.

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We fight on the same team. That’s what’s the most important

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Yeah, it was fun until it was a huge project. I even was tutor in a lecture about Haskell and SQL once even though I hated SQL. Now I tell people in my job interviews what a great SQL tutor I was

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Our hr recently sent us a list of people who were interested in a position we requested. So on behalf of all of us: fuck you with a thorny stick.

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Nice.

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