* Dog sniffs my butt then walks to one of those programmable phrase button mats * “Lose weight, fatso!”

“…who programmed that button?”

Train them to point at ultra common smells, then scam the customer saying it means need to eat some ultra expensive supplement, but only today there’s a buy two get one free promotion

Ripe for abuse like current advice based on personal genetics. There’s so much malarkey already sold in the over-the-counter (non-prescription) pharmacy area of US stores, more scams would fit right in.

Kind of reminds me penis inspection day back in school