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Fidel Castro died of natural causes at the age of 90.

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Wrong, he tried to shoot us with the Havana syndrome ray, but we held up a mirror and got him

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winning literally any war since the fifties

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what did the US win in the fifties? not Korea

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I think we won the invasion of Grenada, so that’s one America can be proud of.

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I guess Panama. What a bunch of bastards

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“Winning” by eternally siphoning public money to war profiteers.

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53 points

Life expectancies have fallen multiple years in a row lol

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Then how do you explain that Joe Biden is currently 142 years old?

Check. Mate.

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“The fall in life expectancy magically began decades ago and cannot be blamed on anything or anyone, it’s just simply a fact of life in the best of all possible worlds, also known as the USA.” — liberals

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Yeah but no one is trying to stop that, so it isn’t technically a failure

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Vietnam.

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Afganistan

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