Really telling how white leftists don’t want black men to know that ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. so if they have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices they can create 3 new apes. Tonight’s slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

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43 points

I’m disturbed at the fact this might not be gibberish

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it was all over the internet in 2021, right before the NFT bust, you should touch more keyboard

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18 points

I’m disturbed at the fact I understood every word

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54 points

I honestly can’t even tell if real life is parody anymore.

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18 points

This is the kind of maybe-yes maybe-no sarcasm I live for

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37 points

Really such a bizarre way to word a policy initiative.

Like, “oh we need to give billions in bank bailouts in order to protect the wealth of all the [black] hedge fund managers! See! We’re doing this for racial justice!”

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37 points

I refuse to vote for Harris not because of her support for genocide or far right immigration policy but solely because I have dedicated my life to harming crytpto bros.

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14 points

GOOD TAKE

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:smuglord: “Ha, have you ever considered that some of the UNTERSMENCH could become porky too? Looks like you’re the REAL bootlicker now!”

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