75 points

A good idea, but what came to mind: You enter a small well lit cave. The walls have assorted moccasins, chopines, poulaines, and other footware spiked to them. A goblin in a colored shirt runs out and greets you in a croaking voice. “What can I help you with today?”

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You continue down the vast hallway. You try not to make eye contact with a pair of kobolds near a tiny hut. Despite trying to ignore them the kobolds still approach you and speak “Hello traveler, do you wish to remove years from your life and return to the appearance of youth?”. They motion to the tiny hut with shelves lined with lotions, eye cream, and makeup.

What do you do?

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26 points

The perfumers have arrived. You do not escape. They spray you with scents until you’re like a sad, wet dog.

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18 points

If you hadn’t specified “and other footware”, I would’ve found myself in “Eric and The Dread Gazebo” territory.

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10 points

Goblin says: we can arm wrestle for 10%. But I warn you, I am stronger than I look.

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43 points

I’m GMing Cyberpunk right now. Battlemaps are reskinned screenshots of Google Maps or floorplans of actual businesses.

I still burn tens of hours translating them into a gridded map, but still. It is sort of easier.

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30 points

I’m making a campaign set in fantasy Vegas, so I took the floorplan of a casino and made it into a map of the city.

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16 points

Aw man and those things are already designed to trap you.

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9 points

Hell on earth, perfect

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6 points

That mall map looks like a map of a later Doom 2 level. Monster closets everywhere!

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