I’ll start with an idea of mine: users could be banned if they used an English preposition in a comment. What other ideas do you guys have?
Field must contain all letters of the alphabet.
Maximum word length: <n> characters.
Field can contain any word only once.
Sentences must (/not) exceed <n> words.
Word count of every sentence must be a prime number.
Every sentence must be <n> words longer (/shorter) than the previous sentence.
Word count in every sentence must be the same as in post title.
Every sentence must contain a number.
Comment must not contain any (/must contain all) words from the post title.
Post/comment must contain an assertion of who we are at war with, this week.
All of course also for comments.
And yeah, we were always at war with Eastasia … just to make sure.
Really stupid idea: Ban different instances every now and then (but rarely)
Less stupid ideas:
- Posts must be links to [website] (preferably unique links, automatic enforcement could be difficult)
- Posts must be to images of X by Y size
- Posts can only be made on the Nth minute of every hour (or every N minutes)
- No posts today. Go touch grass
- No rules today.
- Fuck you, the rules are secret today. Figure them out yourself
(I have been tossing up whether or not to ban commenters. But that suggestion is delightfully evil.)
