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protect you from any home invasions

100% chance this thing is going to kill a kid

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“protect you from any home invasions”

Yeah fuck all these bots

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peak reference

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Those kids deserved it

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100% chance this thing is going to kill a kid

“Papa, tell me how the Butlerian Jihad started again…”

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It definitely will not do anything

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A robot that is capable of protecting you from a home invasion is also a robot capable of arresting you if its owners decide they want to.

I don’t want a cop in my home thanks.

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Yeah, that’s scary as shit. They’re advertising that this robot is capable of violence.

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It will also monitor the local supply and demand for donor organs. If the demand rises, Tesla Boticon will use ai to determine the value of your life (through labour costs, amount consumed, epidermis RGB values, and investments value) against the value of the organ recipient. Should your life be deemed lesser, Tesla Boticon will immediately off you and harvest your organs, selling them off to the highest bidder.

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epidermis RGB values

Lmao

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I’m glad that these robots won’t be able to do any of that and this is all a big, dumb waste of time. It would be so awful if these things were real in any meaningful sense.

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It also hobbles you and makes you write a novel

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