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I'm sitting at a bus shelter and the old woman sitting next to me just farted. I couldn't hear it and I can't smell it, but she sort of leaned over and I felt the vibration through the bench.

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It was a weird sensation to feel my bum rumble in resonance with hers. A bit unpleasant, a bit funny, and I just wanted to share.

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thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee
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You’re forever connected, now. This is but the start of your beautiful story.

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Mortalsub@lemmy.world
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This content is gold. This and the Poop post.

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GoodKingElliot@feddit.ukOP
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the Poop post?

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Mortalsub@lemmy.world
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It is with great honor, that I present to you…

The Poop post : https://lemmy.world/post/440073

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GoodKingElliot@feddit.ukOP
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Thank you. That’s marvelous!

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sideone@lemmy.worldM
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This is the sort of content I come here for. 10/10

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seacocker@lemmy.world
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That’s more intimacy than I experienced today

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mourkeer@lemmy.world
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Did you vibrate her back with your own fart?? It’s the courteous thing to do.

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