192 points

Frankly, I don’t have a problem with anyone who uses linux, I do too. I just get tired of the same stupid circlejerks that paint it as some kind of perfect alternative to existing mainstays. I like it, you like it, Lemmy is a deeply nerdy subsect of diehard FOSS ideologies and the power of the personal computer. But dear god is it kind of insufferable at times when it’s preaching to converts, and I imagine even less pleasant for those who just don’t have a desire to care.

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44 points

Hear ye, Hear ye! The local Linux preacher approaches! Hide all those whom value thou sanity!!

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26 points

I will say there were times I wanted to ask certain questions, and was sure I would just be met with multiple “switch to linux” responses. I just used google to try and find answers on Reddit.

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25 points

Second.

That blue screen of death post which recently said that Windows users live in fear of losing everything was a perfect example. As is this bullshit shower thought.

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13 points

On the other hand, my only remaining Windows machine routinely bluescreens with 0xDEADDEAD, which is never supposed to happen (it’s a test code, for a deliberately initiated crash).

I think the last time I got a kernel panic on a Linux machine was 2011, and it was an mp3 player that was definitely not designed to run Linux.

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15 points

Microsoft makes stupid decision for Windows = There’s always someone writing up paragraphs of how they switched to Linux via Mint, like they’re about to convert swathes of people to do the same. Insert meme where Obama is giving himself a medal.

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11 points

You know, I did it. I finally took the leap, ditched Windows, and installed Linux Mint. And honestly? I can’t believe I didn’t do it sooner. I mean, who knew freedom from updates that hijack your work in the middle of a call could feel this good? It’s like discovering this secret, ultra-customizable paradise where I’m the one in control.

And the best part? It was way easier than I expected. No complicated coding, no hidden hoops—just a few clicks, a couple of quick installs, and bam: a smooth, speedy system that’s totally mine. I feel like Neo breaking free from the Matrix! Now I just want to shout it from the rooftops, like, why isn’t everyone doing this? Windows users could be liberated! Free from the reign of random reboots and endless notifications.

I’m telling you, if you’re still on Windows, come on over to the Mint side. We have stability, speed, and a whole lot of satisfaction. The world needs to know!

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13 points

Aw shit, here we go again…

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4 points

Art. New copy pasta?

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0 points

I tried to install pgadmin4 in Mint 22 and I must say I wasn’t fascinated spending hours intensively rummaging through forums and websites trying to understand what went wrong with simple installation instructions and going through the process of finding alternatives to outdated commands and manually signing packages and whatnot for something that would’ve taken a few mouse clicks to do on Windows.

I am already busy with other things going on in my life and I simply don’t have the time to fiddle around with config files and learning to fix my OS problems with commands and terminal. I just want an OS that does what it is told to do.

I still second the rest of the points mentioned in your comment, but I still feel like this isn’t enough to convince me to completely hop into the Linux bandwagon as long as these types of third-party apps problems like unavailability, installation and lack of parity and features for official apps or alternatives persist in my workflow.

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8 points

You also have to run the right Linux distro. Try telling Lemmy you run Ubuntu.

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1 point

I think the biggest problem is the fact that it is a three-pronged Choice.

Where two of them are fighting each other to become the biggest dumpster fire and the last one is just trying to function.

Its like the American political system. 😂

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0 points

who just don’t have a desire to care.

With this attitude don’t expect people to be supportive of your wrong choices

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The number one reason not to switch is “I don’t want to”. And I dislike that Windows users keep repeating decades old solved issues as excuses instead of being honest.

‘But muh games’ only very few don’t work OOB or at all.

‘I need this software’ most works flawlessly under Wine.

‘It crashes’ exactly as often as Windows with faulty hardware or bug in a driver.

‘Hardware isn’t plug&play’ more hardware works with Linux without installing drivers.

Jusy say “I dont want to give it a shot” or “I’m in the minority that can’t switch”, but don’t bullshit people about Linux requiring cmd to work. And those people then suggest editing registry to remove ads… It’s dishonest and in bad faith.

FOSS is the only way forward to stop complete enshittification of the digital space, like it or not.

Also I hate Microsoft and Apple with all my soul.

I get that most don’t care, but that doesn’t mean supporting those companies is good.

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10 points

It’s fine to feel that way. It’s also fine to have that discussion with folks who may not know what the current state of is. But the bottom line is people don’t enjoy being told what they’re familiar with isn’t good or useful, because to them, it is. If it fulfills their day to day needs and wants, there’s very little argument to be had.

Microsoft’s business practices are scummy, and Apple’s closed ecosystem leads them to punish their customers. But not everyone uses their computer for more than what they absolutely require. Many do not have home computers, and may only interact with them for work. I’m a geek, nerd, whatever. I like to tinker, I like to customize, and I like that I have the freedom to do so. But most people just want something they’re familiar with, something that works as they expect it to. They don’t want to learn to use something at home that isn’t the same as work or school. And honestly I think that’s fair. There’s more going on in their lives, and these days almost everything they need to do is on the internet anyways.

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98 points

I like Linux. I like Linux users. I don’t like people who think Linux is the only viable OS to use, though. That’s just obnoxious and exhausting.

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35 points

So theres BSD, truth.

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11 points

WRONG Arch is the only right distro

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5 points
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This person uses arch by the way

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1 point

And they’re vegan.

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6 points

I use Ubuntu, btw.

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2 points

Mint FTW!

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6 points

TempleOS is the true Operating System

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5 points

Yeah FreeBSD exists

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4 points

Based and truth-pilled.

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74 points

They’re escorts. They’re only hookers when they’re dead.

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52 points

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12 points

“Companions”

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4 points

Escorts 🍷

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5 points

It gives a whole new meaning to my buddy’s Ford escort.

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64 points

Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!

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27 points

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

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8 points

Because they are wise in the ways of the world.

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8 points

As long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.

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7 points

Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.

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If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.

Literally

And figuratively

#SexWorkIsRealWork

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5 points

Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!

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3 points

If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.

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4 points

I love how this entire comment chain went lol

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4 points

The Fediverse is so fun!!!

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3 points

Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.

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Speaking of, I recently switched to Linux, do the thigh high socks just show up or do I have to order them myself?

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27 points

If you use arch you have to start knitting

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11 points

And with Gentoo you have to spin your own yarn before the knitting 😁

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3 points

And with LFS, you need to breed, raise the sheep and then shear them yourself before you get to spin and knit the socks…

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But you can tune the specifications of the yarn to theoretically make the socks up to 2% more comfy. In practice your tuning efforts will make the socks less comfortable and tear more easily.

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16 points

You unlock them once you enter your 10,000th terminal command.

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5 points

I just checked my history, 21110. And there was more that got cut off before I increased the history length. Are they supposed to come each Christmas or something because I don’t have them yet.

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13 points

Just read the Arch wiki. It’s clearly explained there. Fuckin’ noob. Thread locked.

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4 points

Better get to work then, its gonna be a cold winter.

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4 points

Does repeating commands count or do they have to be entered manually?

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1 point

It’s rather a r9k kind of deal

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13 points

You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.

You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.

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13 points

Yep, as written in the manuscript:
“Stallman’s Sluts and Torvalds’ Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks.”

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1 point

This should be on a metal plate somewhere

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5 points

You have to find the shop and pay some gold, but when you equip them you get +2 programming and can be combined with BLÅHAJ for +2 gender euphoria.

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