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Well, I feel stupid now. Never thought to use another chip as a tool to get the first chip.
Man, I would have been horrible as a caveman.

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A caveman would just use his finger and then lick the salsa off of it.

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Phew. Ok thank you.
I would have been caveman of the year!

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Nah man, that title still goes to Joe Rogan every damn year.

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My problem is the second chip breaking during the rescuing of the first. And by the time I’m onto my third chip, one of the first two dissapeared or, the total weight is too much to be supported by a single chip

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First, I throw in a jalapeno as a life preserver, then I come in with the second chip like an S.S. Minnow sent from heaven. Finally I Mobey Dick the rescue team and send them to the depths of hell that is my digestive tract.

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Buttttt… it’s been too long and you’re kinda gross and soggy now so just gonna set you over here all safe and sound

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