Oh fuck…non-aggression is my kink. Whisper that you’ll sign all over the treaty and disarm like a good little nation. Sovereign borders get my motor running hot.

Turns out I’ve been celebrating World Peace every day for the past 10 years. Yesterday I’ve actually even celebrated twice, but don’t let my dog know 😉

After a cursory search I couldn’t find info on whether global orgasm day is still celebrated. But I did find out a number of countries have national orgasm day, which isn’t as cool

somebody better update the thang