Alternative headline: People with highest well being scores choose to greet 6 or more neighbors.
Correlation โ Causation
now I need 6 random lemmings I could greet
Me: (greets six neighbors)
Neighbor 1: the government are lizards and youโre a lizard too!
Neighbor 2: I didnโt ask you a god damnthing!
Neighbor 3: โฆ
Neighbor 4: what the fuck are you looking at? Iโll smash your face in if you donโt fuck off
Neighbor 5: the lizard people are government and youโre a government too!
Neighbor 6: she left me because them woke warriors filled her head with bullshit saying itโs abusive when I hit her!
[Wellbeing maximised]
How to โgreetโ neighbours:
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Do an outdoors BBQ
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Let the smell waft to their house
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Knock on their door and invite them to join you
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Have wild sex orgies
Fuck that.
Sorry to hear that. As Jackolantern@lemmy.world said, feel free to greet us instead :)