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Alternative headline: People with highest well being scores choose to greet 6 or more neighbors.

Correlation โ‰  Causation

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now I need 6 random lemmings I could greet

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Well hello there

Two more to go!

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Hello!!

Thatโ€™s it, I got my 6 hellos. Article says 6, not more, so I wonโ€™t be saying hello anymore ๐Ÿ˜ค

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Hello, neighbor!

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Yo, hello man!

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Me: (greets six neighbors)

Neighbor 1: the government are lizards and youโ€™re a lizard too!

Neighbor 2: I didnโ€™t ask you a god damnthing!

Neighbor 3: โ€ฆ

Neighbor 4: what the fuck are you looking at? Iโ€™ll smash your face in if you donโ€™t fuck off

Neighbor 5: the lizard people are government and youโ€™re a government too!

Neighbor 6: she left me because them woke warriors filled her head with bullshit saying itโ€™s abusive when I hit her!

[Wellbeing maximised]

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How to โ€œgreetโ€ neighbours:

  1. Do an outdoors BBQ

  2. Let the smell waft to their house

  3. Knock on their door and invite them to join you

  4. Have wild sex orgies

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Fuck that.

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Why do you say that?

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Most of my neighbors are total dick bags. Greeting them once was plenty.

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Sorry to hear that. As Jackolantern@lemmy.world said, feel free to greet us instead :)

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Greet us instead! Hello!

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