39 points
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The Narcissist’s Prayer
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
1 point
“The things we said we’re gonna do? We’re doing them.”
:O
13 points
Republicans consider a “joke” to mean what they retroactively designate something that they meant in earnest as soon as they get pushback.
9 points
It reminds me of this clip. I love his reaction
25 points
The velocity of those goalposts is astounding.
6 points
17 points
That goes against what I believe so I will reject it.
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