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When I turn 80, I'm gonna wear a pirate costume

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and yell Aye Matey to every passerby.

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unagi@feddit.nl
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I don’t get the joke, is it because “aye matey” sounds like “eighty”? What about the “ma” part? Not convinced, I’m probably stupid.

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unagi@feddit.nl
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Ahhhhhhhhhh “aye matey” sounds like “I’m eighty”. I’ll take a nap now.

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TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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Thanks for explaining it… I was confused as well. Figured the joke was that they were gonna dress like a pirate… the actual joke is about the same level of funny tho

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ivanafterall@kbin.social
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Yar har har

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