This holiday season, shut the fuck up about how much you hate pumpkin spice lol
Fellas, is it gay to eat?
shoving things down your throat and then swallowing, and then it hangs out INSIDE YOU before going out your butthole
food is the gay agenda OMG!!!
TFW you sit down to enjoy a juicy heterosexual hamburger, but when you lift it to your mouth the buns turn into to your buddy’s and next thing you know you’re eating another man’s asshole
It’s not just limited to food. People get very mad whenever women (especially teenage girls) enjoy something or “invade” a male dominated hobby.
Western society absolutely haaaates teenage girls. The energy that almost every piece of media gives teenage girls by default is the same energy that SNL gives to Donald Trump. Just a thing veneer of comedy barely masking utter contempt
Always did love the industry attempts to make certain foods manly
Like when Taco Bell did the Loaded Taco Salad (it’s got more meat to keep you from being gay!) or when they had all those 10 calorie sodas (men need calories to keep from going gay!) or my personal favorite, when Burger King tried to say that the Whopper was big because Real Men have big hands and need a big burger for big eating
I mean, clearly it didn’t work that well because I’m queer as a three-dollar bill and have dainty princess hands
which given how cheap that meat is might actually contain chemicals that make you gay
ive only elevated food a handful of times. I felt a lot better after it had all come up, but I avoided those foods for years after.
When men buy into food trends, they bring much-needed attention and success to what they’re consuming. Some sommeliers rolled their eyes after Sideways made male wine drinkers everywhere drop their Merlots for Pinot Noirs, but nobody was accusing Pinot Noir of overstaying its welcome.
And when men get into women’s trends, they elevate and legitimize them—or even create an entirely new market. Male rosé drinkers have transformed it from a wine “seen by serious wine drinkers as cloying, mass-produced swill, an object of revulsion and gendered disdain,” as GQ wrote, into something men are happy to be seen drinking.
Yogurt, a neutral food if ever there were one, went from being feminized to being marketed as protein-rich workout fuel for men. And of course men don’t diet—they “biohack”.
Yogurt, a neutral food if ever there were one, went from being feminized to being marketed as protein-rich workout fuel for men. And of course men don’t diet—they “biohack”.
I’m glad I’ve never gone deep enough into the fitness rabbit hole to ever hear the term “biohack”:cringe:
It’s not a fitness term, it’s a Silicon Valley term. It’s a weird mix of recognizing that they spend too much time indoors and need vitamins, and trying to replace eight hours of sleep with sixty micronaps per day. It’s all about “hacking” the body’s natural processes to increase productivity. Some turned microdosing from a fun activity to a “creativity-booster” so they can :monke-beepboop: better code.
They do this because cocaine is not in vogue in Silicon Valley and because Silicon Valley loves to try to reinvent shit that we knew a thousand years ago.
There’s no need to gender wines when we should all be ganging up on wine nerds equally.
