Biden doesn’t care about wet people

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Okay I’m not trying to defend Fox here, but it seems like this was a joke.

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But will their viewers know that?

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And therein lies the rub.

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Or they need some supporting evidence for the “we’re entertainment, not news” argument at trial.

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74 points

Of course Biden is in league with… Hillary

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Did he try nuking it?

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Or redrawing the path with sharpie?

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This is too easy. Big water… Ocean water

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IF I YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT TRUMP was in this situation NOW I would LITERALLY WRITE AN AI that HACKS the JEWISH SPACE LASERS SPONSORED by FAUX FAUCI and made THEM DESTROY the hurricane with 8K ULTRA PRESISON believe ME I’VE seen them they’re the WORST lasers EVER SEEN but my HACK that was made by ME and the BEST team they’re good guys! Very fine people! would have made them STRONG enough TO DESTROY THE HURRICANE. Meanwhile DeSanctimonious who is a BAD man and many of the BEST PEOPEL are saying it! is in BED with BIDEN and the DEEP STATE to STEER the hurricane to KILL my voters! It’s true! They LITERALLY called the HURRICANE Hillary! It’s the WORST hurricane believe me! I’ve seen it myself and ALL the GOOD people say it’s the WORST! DON’T TRUST THEM! Vote TRUMP 2024 and stay safe!

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The cyber.

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Wait this isn’t an Onion post…

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I refuse boing boing as a reputable news source lol

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The onion has been dead for a long time, how can you satire the news when the news is batshit crazy.

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I bet Trump’s wall would have stopped it. Take that liberals

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Nah, Trump would just have drawn a different path with his Sharpie. Problem solved.

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Would have tried to nuke it.

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Had a prolonged laughflash right after reading the headline. Then it dawned on me: Some stupid fucks watching fox are actually going to believe this nonsense :-(

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