I pledge allegiance to the Free Market of the United States of America, and to the Corporations for which it stands, one Nation under Profit, indivisible, with liberty and justice for shareholders.
Funny thing is there’s so many things the GOP does that are super anti-free market. Corn and soybean subsidies, fossil fuel subsidies, restrictive zoning, parking minimums, curb setback requirements, lot size minimums, trade wars, general protectionism, etc.
GOP doesn’t have principles beyond “fuck you, got mine”. Any they claim to have are just PR. Their “family values” involve protecting and electing known pedophiles. Their “free speech” involves book burnings and firing teachers for teaching “wokeism”. Their “law and order” involves protecting a criminal ex-president facing a litany of criminal charges. Their “small government” involves intruding upon the private lives of consenting adults and trampling any designated out-groups with the full force of state violence.
That happens when you make bribery legal.
but corporations ARE people, right?
Oh yeah, prove it.
Come on… Name one thing that the GOP is doing to regulate people.
Just one thing! Do it!
But ignore the following things:
- black people
- women
- young people
- Gay people
- school children
- teenagers
- what books people can read
- what topics that can be taught
- women’s bodies
- voting rights
- migrants
- homeless
- people on welfare
- people who don’t own property
- people with student loans
Edit: more names that you can’t use.
- transgendered
- middle school kids (both dead or alive)
Freedom for from the people
