“Wait, how do I do that again? This die? The value is on the character sheet I forgot. Can’t I just attack? You know I’m always wielding my weapon in such situations?…”.
“I have dark vision! will that give me advantage?” “Hold on, I need to read my spells”
“In the woods you encounter…” “I’ll chop his head off!” “… beautiful girl!”
Wow! Those are such nice… dice!
Typically you roll 1d20 for initiative but I guess we can make an exception for tits
ah. well see, when I took the pictures I was thinking I’d do a title like “how about some dice porn” or something to that effect. Then I went to do my posts (this one here, two on reddit- one in nofans and one in gonewild30+) and paused for a moment… considering the audience isn’t 100% nerds like me the “dice porn” joke ran risk of being fully missed. So I pivoted to D&D titles, it’s worked out ok but my old fully D&D themed pictures got better over all response
and tits sure are exceptional 😁
Rolls D20, gets 69?!
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