62 points
In space no one can hear us cream
9 points
1 point
6 points
Read this like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle
4 points
This is fantastic.
4 points
I can’t find in space no any milk for one can; here my coffee, use cream.
3 points
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No no no, this makes no sense. How is he going to drink coffee with that helmet on in the vacuum of space, I ask you?
And while we’re at it, a penguin would never be allowed to go into a bar because it would violate health code.
2 points
